RAMBOTEACHERS
16 08 2008GIUSTIZIERI AL COLLEGE
“Guns for teachers”: dal “civilissimo” Texas arriva il nuovo modello sociale. Basta con l’insegnante vecchio stampo, registro e penna stilografica, con gli occhialoni da intellettuale e la borsa piena di cartacce. Si fa avanti il professore del terzo millennio: occhiale da sole lucido, stivale da cow boy, e pistola in tasca. Si, un bel cannone appeso alla cintura è quel che ci vuole per dimostrare che si è all’altezza della situazione.
La società è minacciata dal terrorismo, e le scuole americane hanno conosciuto dal 1999 un’incremento esorbitante delle stragi compiute nelle scuole, per lo piu’ da studenti. Come si può arginare il fenomeno? C’è un’unica soluzione: i nostri ragazzi vanno a scuola armati? E noi ci mandiamo i professori, munizioni pronte e grilletto facile, e vediamo chi ce l’ha più duro. Per cui da oggi niente piu’ corsi d’aggiornamento per i professori durante i mesi estivi, per insegnare ai nostri ragazzi a contare basta svuotare davanti a loro il caricatore della Magnum “high school model”. Nuovi programmi per nuove necessità educative: finisce l’era della cultura, inizia quella dei poligoni di tiro e della “Gestione della Crisi”.
I genitori si dicono entusiasti: il prototipo del “professore sceriffo” piace assai, dà sicurezza e promuove la cultura “giusta”. Chissà se fra un po’ si deciderà di sostituire l’odioso trillo della campanella con un colpo d’artiglieria nel giardino della scuola (Boom! figo e pirotecnico!) o se al posto dell’umiliante mezz’ora dietro la lavagna si passerà alla “danza texana” (con il professore che mira ai piedi dell’alunno e gli intima di “ballare”).
Dall’Europa giungono sommessi bofonchii, d’altra parte nel vecchio mondo sono sempre stati bigotti e rompicoglioni, e dannatamente “socialisti”. E poi vuoi mettere la scena alle interrogazioni:”Prof, non ho fatto i compiti” E il prof accarezzando la 9 millimetri: “Bene, bene, e ora cosa dovrei fare di te???”
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